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joint pain 

any negative (painful) side effect of smoking weed.

while usually just muscular soreness (possibly from doing something stupid while high), it can extend to common side effects such as bloodshot eyes and temporary memory loss if they're causing discomfort.

it can also apply to situations where pain is experienced while obtaining or preparing a joint, including cutting yourself by accident while chopping weed or getting a papercut from low quality rolling paper.

joint pain, although temporarily uncomfortable, is always worth the struggle.
timmy the stoner was too lazy to come to soccer practice due to his persistent joint pain.

jack: why is this joint blue?
brett: i had to use construction paper.
jack: so then what's with the red dots?
brett: joint pain.
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Joint pain 

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.
"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"
Joint pain by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026