john hancock

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

by Shizzlator June 08, 2005

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 18, 2013

john hancock

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.

Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005

John Hancock

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

by rieux November 29, 2003

John Hancock

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 30, 2009

John Hancock

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

by Light Joker May 22, 2005

John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

by Ugly Sweater December 11, 2010