Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

Joe's ass by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018

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Joe Kick-Ass

Any man/Giant robot that is so cool, that everyone knows he will kick everyone's ass without breaking a sweat. To be a Joe Kick-Ass, you must have the following traits.

1. You don't take no shit from anybody.
2. You have a sweet car (covering it in guns makes it better)
3. You play by your own rules
4.You are at least 15 feet tall and are a robot.*

Only when you complete these steps will you be a true Joe Kick-Ass.

Silverstreak is a regular Joe Kick-Ass.

Don't laugh at his momma, or he'll go Joe Kick-Ass on ya and run you down/shoot you with his Ferarri covered in shotguns!

*#4 is optional

Joe Kick-Ass by D-mokos June 11, 2006

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hey joe her ass

When you catch your girl cheating on you and you shoot her, as in the Jimi Hendrix song Hey Joe.

If I caught that bitch I'd Hey Joe her ass.

hey joe her ass by mike in the house November 26, 2018

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distress ass joe

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly

boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass

distress ass joe by kroybetter July 3, 2023

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