Oh My Jod

A phrase used instead of oh my god in the remote town of St Donat in Quebec Canada. It is specifically used at the nunnery L'Etoiles Du Nord.

Oh my Jod what is that!

by TrendMaker331 February 12, 2018

Oh my jod

A strange phrase used only by those who use omg online. It is a bastardazation of saying "omg" and "oh my god" at the same time. Comes out with the ja sound instead of ga. Pretty uncommon.

Laura: I want to have sex with you.
Bartholomew: OH MY JOD! REALLY?!

by Crapspatula June 4, 2005

Jod is tall

It describes someone who is generally tall and is very obsessed with working out.

“Hey Connor look at that jod is tall, he’s so masculine!”

by Hunk Gernk November 23, 2021

jodding off

Wanking, masterbating

her mum caught her jodding off

by Jodder September 27, 2015

On Jod

The more stupid way of saying on god typically used to annoy people (like how people pronounce gif jif)

Person 1 "I'm gonna beat someone up who unironically says god like jod"
Person 2 "On Jod?"

by Sapcop September 21, 2022

Jod

how people who pronounce gif as "jif" pronounce god

dude : Hey Jod, let me in!
God: sends dude to hell

by what kinda name is soap January 27, 2023

jod

.a kind cool attractive person who might look like a scary person at first is actually a shy kind hearted person

also jod in arabic means kindness and arabs believe that names that are given at birth shape out a person life and personalty

!!!sooooo you should check out your name meaning

?sarah: heyyyy did you check out the new kid

?bob: oh you mean the kid who gave me some cookies

sarah: yeah theyr sooo #kind maybe there name is #jod

by !im superdupely dead inside April 14, 2020