job

Used with "the" to mean excellent, awesome. Originated from Robotrek. See shit, bomb.

1) That song is SO the job.
2) That's what you say, but evil is good. Evil is the job.

by Joshua J. Slone June 24, 2003

job

the act of, or actions of a girl who consistently commits the act of oral sex. The result of a girl putting herself out to numerous numbers of guys

Get off me you kait jobs.

Kaitlin you are such a job

by L dumpaa March 02, 2009

job

"kill people","work hard for no money","having its dick blown"
is just an excuse for everything

i´m just doing my job

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

job

1. A means of earning money.
2. Something no one applies for any longer as federal, state, and local government gives their lazy ass money for free.

"You gotta job?"
"Nah, bro. Can't get muh check if I do..."

by The Real Hoss May 21, 2015

job

Extremely versatile verb. spelled like the more common "job", but pronounced "Yob" like you're Swedish. When used creatively, hillarity ensues. May be used to describe a bodily function, inaproriate outburst, or clumsy reaction to stimuli.

"Oh, damn, you're jobbing all over my pants!"

by Martin Hansen February 05, 2004

job

Short for the word jobby that defines poo or fecies.It is comonly used as a good secret joke between friends in everyday life when one mentions a his/her job and all urban dictionary readers may chuckle mindlessly to eachother

-I just did the biggest job, it was bigger than me
-I am an athlete, my job is running
-Excuse me but I have to go quit my job.
-Lets go to the bathroom together, it will be a job fair

by splerteeki August 22, 2006

job

a piece of work

One person's job was tying the knot in the ribbon on the blouse and another person's job was finishing the hem of the sleeve.

by EvaLissens September 22, 2009