JMFK 

n. "Just my fucking kidneys"
Derived by accident from the term coined in 2010, "Just my fucking kidding"
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JMFK can mean an array of different things, but is usually used in a situation that "just kidding" or "holy shit" would have sufficed, but the user really wanted to impress that other girl in the room and went balls-out.
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As the kidneys are a vital organ in most life forms on this planet, it makes absolutely no sense in this phrase. Use it wisely.

"Wow, I'm so glad we spent 10 minutes of our life submerged in a pretend submarine in disneyland!"

"JMFK, guys. Really."

JMFK by The beginning of time February 22, 2010

jmfk 

Just Mother F****** Kidding! The love child of the popularjk and mf

This acronym is so cool...jmfk!

jmfk by JRich1 January 21, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012