Jizz Lord

A person that considers himself/herself to be master of all semen. Such a person may claim ownership of any semen in sight.

That semen belongs to me, I am Jizz Lord.

by TTGG September 6, 2010

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A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.

Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....

by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020

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When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general

Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 25, 2017

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I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.

Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

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Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!

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JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom

1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted

by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021

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