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Jizim 

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Partial acronym from Jew, Israeli, and Zionist, with the ending from goyim. Although it refers to a group that pre-dates Zionism and the creation of Israel, the term serves as a useful historical bridge, and politically correct - if indeed contemptuous - way to refer to this domineering and arrogant non-semitic group.
What the Jizim have done to the Palestinians since occupying their land resembles nothing so much as the actions of Nazi Germany.
Jizim by Shlomo Hussein January 18, 2009
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jizim 

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you make me wanna jizim
jizim by tballa April 21, 2005

jizim junky 

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An individual that craves semen, or more specifically cocksnott.
That jizim junky is thirsting for my cock snott!
jizim junky by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Bucket of Jizim 

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Something that beyond sucks, comparable to jizim in a bucket, slimey and rank. It was coined around '05. Use of the phrase as full; "Giant Bucket of Horse Jizim", is often noted.
"God, that movie was a giant bucket of jizim!"
Bucket of Jizim by vx gas attack October 1, 2007

Jizmuck 

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A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!
Jizmuck by DMonkage December 14, 2013

Jizzmata 

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Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009
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TikTok Farlands

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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