jittypants

A silly friend.

‘Come here jittypants.’

jittypants by IseyB133 December 1, 2023

jitterpants 

noun
1. a person inclined to relocate on a whim; someone who randomly moves or leaves town (a lot).
2. to suddenly be in a frantic state of making a new home elsewhere (usu. without reason).
3. a condition preventing someone from settling down.

ORIGIN: a slang term first coined in 2009 in connection with a blog that goes by the same name.

1. Hey there, jitterpants! What brings you back to town?
2. My pa up and left us the other day! Ma says he's got a case of the jitterpants.
3. That boy 'll never find himself a wife, long as he's got them jitterpants on.

jitterpants by jitterpants January 27, 2010

zittypants 

My moms annoying

“You are a zittypants,” says my mom. “Mom saying random stuff.”

zittypants by Papi munyanyo February 13, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008