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A player of Magic: the Gathering who is exceptionally bad
That jitte just 5-0'd his opponent's Fact or Fiction
jitte by Free range chicken January 20, 2015
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Jitte Wagenaar

Jitte Wagenaar is an ultra rare form of autism, it is most likely to represent symptoms of duck illness and high testosterone levels.
"Hey, is that a duck right there?""No its just Jitte Wagenaar"
Jitte Wagenaar by Jolojowel June 6, 2024

Jitte Wagenaar

Jitte wagenaar is an infamous influence wave from the 21 century, it is often associated with the form of autism that has the same name. Common influences from this wave include acting and behaving like a duck, and drinking energy-drinks. This may seem like a wierd influence, which in my opinion it is, but reports say that this could have serious consequences on one anothers life (from source:"Michael Bosman, the life with a Jitte")
"Is that person affiliated with Jitte Wagenaar?"
"You could assume that because of the energy-drinks consumption."
Jitte Wagenaar by Jolojowel June 9, 2024
A brave person doesn't fear anything ,keeps himself away from fights but when it comes to him he wins the game .he is very mischievous and very hard-working ,he is passionate about his work or whatsoever is assigned to him he will do his best ,very friendly and pet of everyone ,a great friend ,he knows his love of his life and no matter what the situation is he will always love her like no other
I hope you were like Jitesh a perfect guy to hangout with!!
Jitesh by Your faithful one May 2, 2018

Jitter Fest 

When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.
"Gee look at that guy he must be having a full on Jitter Fest"
Jitter Fest by Pengueleon June 11, 2015

jitendra 

An amazingly gifted and talented person who nobody can tell what to do. A person so awesome some may get nervous by their stare and epicness
The most amazing guy I know is Jitendra
jitendra by Obama's mom April 26, 2015
A combination of the feelings of the jitters and the willies.
My friend's wedding invitation had a photo of the couple naked in bed in it, which have me a serious case of the jilters.

My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.
jilters by Dentura Hogfloss October 1, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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