by Connor Mason October 2, 2007
we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad!!
by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003
This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.
Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.
by jfunnybones January 25, 2008
by TheNameIWantedWasTaken October 24, 2007
Literally means peaceful resistance against white privlege and idolatory. Often misused as holy war by people who have nothing to do with the religion.
by bigbaddaddy April 22, 2019
jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.
"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place!!!"
by Justin2100 September 28, 2007
by Korvin May 16, 2007