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Johnny's Grandaddy Kush. 

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Kush found in Sara's Grandads' little room, in the backyard mixed with weed from Johnny's blunts.
Kenia: "Hey Sara, what's in this joint?"
Sara: "Oh, just some of Johnny's Grandaddy Kush."
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Johnny's entertainment 

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A Japanese managin company for only guys, formed in 1963. Johnny's Entertainmen is formed by Johnny Kitagawa, who never gives pictures and nobody knows how he looks like. He is rumoured of harassing some of the boys under the company.

Johnny's Jrs. are trainees who haven't debuted yet. They perform covers of their seniors songs on Shounen Club (Boy's Club) as "training". They also act as back up dancers for the groups that have already debuted.

JE's idols do acting, singing, hosting shows and modeling.
Apparently some of the guys don't know how to sing nor dance. Still they sale better than some other artists who are really gifted in singing.
Johnny's Entertainment guys can't sing but they do look good.
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Johnny's Golden Leg 

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When your sitting to take a shit and accidentally squirt some pee between the toilet and the seat onto your leg.
I got so lazy the last time I was in the bathroom that I got Johnny's Golden Leg.
Johnny's Golden Leg by Rzoccola August 2, 2019
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Johnny's seasoning salt 

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The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".
I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.
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Johnny's Food Truck

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Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.
"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"
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Johnny's Angels

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Obsessive, psychotic fans of figure skating famewhore Johnny Weir. Known for pretty much sacrificing all things normal in life to follow Johnny's skating career, including their jobs, relationships and even personal hygiene. Some travel to wherever he is scheduled to appear. They also come in all nationalities. Given the chance, they most threads on Internet skating forums regardless if the topic is about Johnny or not - they will make it about Johnny. No criticism of him is tolerated, constructive or otherwise. Even if Johnny is in the wrong, and he has been more often than not, they will find a way to justify it. If you want to piss one off, tell them that it was good that Johnny didn't medal in the two Winter Games he competed in. It is like kicking a hive of African bees. Usually congregated around someone's computer, trolling on a skating forum, or at a local TGIFriday's, ordering double everything. Do not sit near them if you want to enjoy your meal. If you want to catch one and examine it, use Entenmann's cheesecake and a large bear trap.
Todd: I hate Johnny Weir and am SO GLAD he didn't win an Olympic medal.
Heather: YOU MISERABLE SONFABITCH! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JOHNNY THAT WAY!!! (Heather grabs Todd by the head, slamming it into the wall several times until he falls into a heap on the floor.
Todd (dying, blood oozing from his ears and head): Wow, you must be one of Johnny's Angels!
Heather: Damn straight, motherfucker! (Kicks Todd in his wounded head before he dies).