Hit someone's jewel 

To kick someone in the balls

He hit someone's jewels! Smack! OOW!

Hit someone's jewel by Asadefa September 18, 2020

Hit someone's jewel 

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

Hit someone's jewel by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Jewel Staite 

1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.

2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1

The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.

Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).

Jewel Staite is one of the shiniest human beings to have ever lived.

Jewel Staite by soundslikestrawberry February 22, 2011

jewel shocker 

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand

those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment

jewel shocker by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014

Polishing the family's jewels 

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

Polishing the family's jewels by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

jewel of the south 

Slang term for vagina, whimsical, not particularly vulgar.

Her jewel of the south was a ruby since she was ragging.

jewel of the south by deuterium July 26, 2004

super jewel thief 

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

super jewel thief by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008