jerpes

It's like herpes, but of the jewish variety.

Schwedy: "Yo D-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?"
D-man: "What, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?"
Schwedy: "No, virgin boy. He got the jerpes!"

by atizzle February 11, 2008

Jerpe

A person named Jerry with herpes

Jerry has that jerpes

by Lmaobro1974 April 2, 2020

Jerpe

A Crazy and abrupt person who finds pleasure in other physicians.

He was feeling Jerpe around Elizabeth

by JerpedBeef March 21, 2018

Jerpes

Herpes, but it goes to the synagogue on Sunday. Can be obtained through the "herpes hands" or touching a Jew.

Troy, your Jewish Jew-fro'd ass has JERPES

by LiarBoat May 25, 2010

Jerpes

Herpes, but the kind Jimmy Urine of MSI has, which makes them less scary then Herpes and makes them fun...

Girl 1-holy hell i can't wait to see Jimmi at the MSI show, if yah catch my drift!
Girl 2- ew but he has Herpes!
Girl 1- no he has Jerpes, it's differnt!!!

by I have pie for you too. July 28, 2008

slurp a jerp

To suck off a jewish douche bag

if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done

by headJ. libbs July 17, 2006

Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018