Minty jerk

When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.

Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.

by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018

Jerk Phone

A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.

Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower

Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah

by MrMojoRisin17 December 31, 2018

Boredom Jerk

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.

"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

jerk buddy

Jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of ejaculation.

Justin Bieber: "Hey Austin, want to be my jerk buddy?"
Austin Mahone: "Sure, I'd love to rub one out with you, man."

by Robertsaxzzzz October 20, 2015

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 29, 2020

jimmy jerk

A Jimmy jerk is where your watching Jimmy Neutron and beating your meat.

Oh hey man wanna go watch jimmy neutron. Nah man you going to jimmy jerk on my couch.

by [e-mail] May 28, 2018

Jerk Sauce

When a guy jerks cum out of his penis!

Chad : Wow Kiersten seeing you in my wife's Lingerie makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Why don't you shower me in your Jerk Sauce and release some of that!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Yummy!!!!

by SlopNChop November 29, 2016