jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 25, 2013

jelly bean racist

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.

- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!

by UrbanPrick August 17, 2011