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Jello Baby

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.
Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!
by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012
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Baby Jello

Baby Jello is another word/slang for a baby bubble butt. They are found on petite women, thus the reference to “baby,” not average to full size women. A bubble butt is defined as a nice rounded behind/ass, similar to that of a globe. They are very firm, sexy, and perfectly rounded anatomical masterpieces.
Cuban born American glamour model Vida Guerra has baby jello!
by FranklinB August 9, 2012
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jelly baby

1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks
by Luke August 7, 2003
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jelly baby

Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor
by Fredro February 9, 2004
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I thought I wuold have a Jelly baby with my tea
by john365 March 13, 2003
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jelly baby

when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.
My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.
by Bigg Eddo May 13, 2005
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Jelly baby

A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.

Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??

Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.
by Gazareth June 14, 2011
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