Jeezis

Awesome friend whose real name is Jesus but i say Jeezis. He's funny and always entertaining and hopefully doesn't die a virgin.

Jessica: Hey look it's Jeezis!
Jeezis: Dun DUn DUn!

by Kitty the Rag Doll July 6, 2010

Jeezie C

The hip and funky-fresh name of Jesus Christ.

"Yo, I was chillin' with Jeezie C when I OD'd last night. He's a cool guy and he's got it goin' on without bein' all up ins in all the wrong places. Know what I'm sayin' G?"

"No."

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers October 8, 2005

jeeziio

A Very Cool Word
Means "G" or "Cool"

Person 1: *Turns On Radio*
Person 2: This Song is 'Jeeziio'

by Michael Spencer March 25, 2008

jeezass

something you say when something unexpected happens.

Max: We have a pop quiztoday!
Tom: Jeezass

by Satchytan April 5, 2008

jeeziio

Awesome, cool, good. Amazing.

Holy crap, that jump was jeeziio!

Micheal, you are truly, jeeziio.

by blackice123 March 28, 2008

Jeezus

The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.

Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.

Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.

Jesus said to turn the other cheek.

Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."

by The Divine Is Within Us All January 3, 2011

Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003