Jasmine Tea 

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

Jasmine Tea by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Jasmine Tea 

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.

Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...

Jasmine Tea by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Jasmine Teal

A beautiful and empathetic woman. She will always go the extra mile to make those she loves happy. Shes not very social, but when shes comfortable around someone, shes very funny and generous. If you have a Jasmine Teal, she'll always make sure you're good. She can seem autistic or neurodivergent at times, but sometimes it helps with her empathy and deep personality. She has a mind as vast as the sea and as wondrous as a universe.

A: Yo is that a Jasmine Teal?

B: It has to be, shes so hot and uncommonly kind!

A: Yeah dude, i totally wanna ask her out!

Jasmine Teal by KK's Hubby May 25, 2025