A type of douche that is used to clean areas that are partically encrusted and ordourous on the body. The jasdouche is long with a scraper on the end of it. The origins are from Serbia. Original Jasdouches were made from finger nails and swizzle sticks.
"She took the jasdouche and scrapped away dead skin from her body"
Slang: "I can't believe you licked that pole you jasdouche"
Slang: "I can't believe you licked that pole you jasdouche"
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Get the jacouche mug.A common muslim term correlating to the piles of hair left behind in common sink and bathroom drains, left behind by their copious amounts of hair on their head and body, or lack thereof. Grungier types may use it for practical jokes, such as gluing it to theirs and others faces, acting like a ninja.
I went over Ali's house the other day, and saw the most disgusting jarouche left behind in his bathtub. You should have seen the look on his face when I ran out and threw it on his face!
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Masdouche had a rough day when a cat pissed on his new Hustler magazine. He had to whack off thinking about the ugly chick he fucked 20 years ago.
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