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Jar Jar Binks 

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!

Jar Jar Binks 

The most hated Star Wars character ever. Far more annoying than the Ewoks because he is basically useless, and he speaks in Ebonics. The horrible end-result of George Lucas's bad acid trip. Inspired a few people to come up with a list of very creative ways of killing him.
Jar Jar Binks by AYB March 2, 2003

Jar Jar Binks faded 

(adj.): It means you smoked so much ganja that you sounded like a moron who couldn't form a coherent sentence of the English language and instead you chose to babble on endlessly like a Rastafarian stereotype while offending not only the Jamaican community but also Star Wars fans everywhere prompting the rioting of the Lucasfilm community to keep Jar-Jar's obnoxious voice (which is primarily a marketing ploy for selling action figures and t-shirts to children) out of Episode III which was the ever-so-important bridge between the trilogies.
That bong hit left me Jar Jar Binks faded!

I can't understand a word my Jar Jar Binks faded teacher says.

jar jar binks is a sith 

Jar jar is the ultimate with lord so jar jar binks is a sith!!

Jar Jar Binks 

He was basically responsible for Emperor Sideous Palpatine's rise to power because in Episode 2, he actually GAVE Palpatine the supreme power of waging war on any planet that dared to challenge the Republic. Unfortunately, in Episode 3, we will then see Palpatine turning against and crushing the Republic with the help of evil Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. And we can all thank Jar Jar Binks for that.
Too bad we will never get to see Jar Jar Binks die a slow, horrible, and bloody death.
Jar Jar Binks by sarcastic December 5, 2003