January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

by .-.fuck you December 31, 2022

January 1

dumbest bitch boy in the world

yeah, he’s so weird cuz he was born January 1st

by sllutllux October 17, 2019

January 1

January 1st is the day dedicated to the lord and savior NBA youngboy because starting a new year Youngboy teaches his ways on how to never be broke again therefore we praise and worship him on this day

“Put your black forces on its national youngboy day”
“It’s January 1st though”
“Exactly”

by <3 NBA Youngboy December 30, 2022

January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.

1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

1 January

January 1st! Day of "Break an egg in your friend's head"
Just do it! Τo keep the traditions!
When your friend isn't looking at you, slap them with an egg!
It's so fun!

-3...2...1... Happy new yeaaarr!
-**slap**
-Dude what are you doing?? lol
-Ayyy don't you remember!? It's 1 January "Break an egg in your friend's head " day!!"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

1 January

Give ur girl bestie your hoodie or jumper and hug her bc she in your lofe

Boy: want my jumper

Girl: why

Boy: it’s 1 January

Girl: okay -hugs boy-

by Deigo0000 December 6, 2020