Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

Jan 1

It’s fucking New Years

Bob: what’s today?

Jill: ITS FUCKING JAN 1st

Bob: but like is there something special today

Jill: YEAH ITS NEW YEARS YOU IDIOT

by Wtftherearenonames February 21, 2021

Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

Gud 1 Jan

When someone makes an awful joke or references something which no one understands, so the group of lads say "Gud 1 Jan" in order to show that it was incredibly dead banter.

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"Gud 1 Jan"

by Triforcepsychic December 15, 2016

jan 14

January 14th is a day where You look at your friends and slap them

YUP YUPPIE

Hey Jack
*jack looks* slaps
Hey man what was the for

“It’s Jan 14th DUDE “

by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021

Jan 16

Start texting or dating the person you like day and tell them to search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary

"Lily please search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary"
"What?!, oh its jan 16th thanks mark"

Lily please do this

by Not_drunk74 January 15, 2021

jan 11th

No bra day

Jan 11thDont put all day

by Haygnjdd te xhuhh October 17, 2019