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Jamie Dornan is a guy who will literally stole your heart after you see him for 0,0001 second.

he is known for his roles in Fifty Shades movie as Christian Grey.
fun fact: HE'S SUPER HOT AND CHARMING (If you disagree, it means you haven't watch 50 Shades)
he have tons of funny story to tell you and graham norton loves him a lot.

once glued a fake hair to his "nut" (sometimes he's stupid but who cares? COZ HE'S SO HOT)
has 3 little girl, 2 older sister (one of them used to beat him with a remote control on his head, and every time she does that it will give 10% of charm to Jamie)
not forget to mention that he can sing!!!
has a sleepwalking problem when he was a kid (while he does that he poo in the bath)
NOT VERY GOOD AT WALKING
but very good at making girls forget how to walk
his irish accent is so SEXY
HE'S A MURDERER
(coz he's killing all the ladies)

note:
if you meet him, don't forget to breathe.
me: hey google, who is the hottest person on earth?
google: Jamie Dornan
jamie dornan by CaLoki_Grey November 23, 2021
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026