Jalap 

“A white/any skin color but black homie” since no one but blacks can use the N word. Everyone but them can use this word

“What’s up jalap!”

Jalap by Knotcrew September 30, 2018

jalap 

Uzbek for
1) whore (neg., vulg.)
2) expression of extreme amazement (vulg.)

She is a jalap!
- She is a whore.

Woy, jalap!
- Holy shit!

jalap by rustamabd June 17, 2011

Jalap 

A whore or a female friend from society

Or sometimes xijinpings mother also you can also call rome pope jalap popa meaning( bitch alike pope)

Woy jalap

Sikay jalap
Oh whore or what a whore

Jalap by I’m in your head August 6, 2019

Jalandhar

Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.

Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.

Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014

Jalapeno Shits 

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

jalasia 

Jalasia is a beautiful girl, also she is very talented and interested in sports, jalasia love God and ha black hair and brown eyes. She is a great friend and is a great girlfriend, you can count on her for anything.

"Will you be able to help me ?" "Yeah what's up" "Thanks your a real Jalasia."

jalasia by Laylay jzl August 7, 2017

Jalapeno Musk 

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

Jalapeno Musk by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011