Jailhouse C-section

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

by Mysticbucket November 04, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

by skeletorfarnsworth November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.

Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.

by casnasty November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 04, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-section

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

by LAGTV Fan #1 November 03, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section

Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.

Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.

Max: What are you going to do to me?!

Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.

by SSuresh November 03, 2012