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Jack Morgan 

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.
Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?

Jack Morgan MD 

This mixed drink's moniker comes from the three ingredients used to make it: Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created at Arizona State University, it later spread around the western United States. It is also known as the Captain Jack Morgan.
If I don't get a fuckin' Jack Morgan MD soon this party is going to be anime.
Jack Morgan MD by JimSteele October 19, 2008

Captain Jack Morgan 

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.
Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

Captain Morgan Power Jack 

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.
"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "

Jack Moran 

A misogynist prick, who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up. πŸ˜πŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ–•πŸΌ
Jack Moran sucks cock and can’t get a girl to save his life. Jack Moran is not relevant!!
Jack Moran by Harmbug September 2, 2019