by Green Beans October 10, 2003
I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003
A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "
"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"
"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Jack Sparrow
"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"
"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "
"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "
"Why is the rum always gone?"
-Jack Sparrow
by kellancullen January 14, 2009
The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!
by Willoth November 23, 2003
by Akki "Sword" Sparrow August 1, 2003
Captian Jack Sparrow- Is the Hottest pirate ever! And that eyeliner and the way he walks around is so great!
by Captian Jack Sparrow Lover July 31, 2003
Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle
by Jk Inc. April 9, 2011