j (Number)

In the field of mathematics, j is a number that is closely related to i, the most famous imaginary number of all. Here's an example: i^2=-1, and j^2=1, however, j does not =1. In equations dealing with hypercomplex numbers and other highly complicated mathematical fields, j will sometimes be used to replace i for the sake of simplicity.

Next time some jackoff thinks he's hot shit and introduces Graham's number to your math class so that it looks like he's a real whiz, kick his phony ass with j (Number)! Who's the hot shit now, huh?

j (Number) by Dr. Apocalypse November 1, 2012

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The Number J

Famous blooper by Sean "Day9" Plott, a Starcraft 2 caster. Happened in Episode #200 of his daily show, when talking about Ben being the first victim to a FFA-Alphabetical Kill funday monday.

I know you are probably angry with your mother, you probably go like: why don't you name me Zen, or Wen, or even like, the Number J

The Number J by ceejay33 July 25, 2011

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The Number J

Refers to a marijuana joint, it combines two slang terms for a joint. The "J" is obvious....a joint is also sometimes refered to as a number. Since J is a letter, not a number, only those in the know will understand.

These shennanagins were brought to you by the Number J

The Number J by g-rock March 17, 2009

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J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")... by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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