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Itty bitty piggy

It's like I'm just single-handedly annihilated—you know—every rap bitch in the building.
Like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the ninja, Nicki the boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie.
Like—I mean I don't even know why you girls bother at this point.

Like—give up, it's me, I win, you lose.
Oh shit yo.
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a I'm a bad bitch 4x

I told you, I told you before,
I told you y'all was gonna have to pick my fruit out.
Now listen, in addition to pickin' my fruit out I want y'all to start going to the boutiques.
Know what I'm saying.
Get some get some get some crazy shit for me.
I want—I want you know leopard skin and you know
I want—I want all that crazy lizard skin shit like —you know—make sure—
You can be my personal shopper.
No one:

Me: And if you see an itty bitty piggy in a market.
Give that bitch a quarter and car tell her, "Park it."
I don't fuck with pigs like As-Salamu Alaykum,
I put 'em in a field and I let Oscar Mayer bake 'em.
That's right
Itty bitty piggy by School1234 February 25, 2019
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026