iteens

Those stupid gossipy 13 yr old girls that walk around EVERYWHERE holding their iPhones out for the world to see just to brag or show off. Typically can be seen at school football games traveling in packs. They can also be seen at the mall. Their clothes consist of short shorty shorts, and shirts that are 3 sizes two small along with flip flops.

Guy 1: Hey man did you see that new star wars movie?
Guy 2: No man, but don't spoil it!
*obnoxiously loud high pitched laughing
Guy 1: God Dammit!
Guy 2: Wtf is that incredibly irritating noise!?
Guy 1: Its those stupid bratty iteens.

Guy 2: Again!?

iteens by Go Fund Yourself! April 8, 2016

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Iteen

When teenage girls walk around with iphones hanging out trying to show off.

iteens are freaking annoying!!!!

Iteen by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016

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Iteen

When teenage girls walk around with iphones hanging out trying to show off.

iteens are freaking annoying!!!!

Iteen by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016

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Itens

Retarded way of spelling items, usually seen at MMO's

Mentally Challenged Guy: ITENS PLIXZORD
Random Dude: Go fuck yourself
Mentally Challenged Guy: ITENS PLIXXX
Random Dude: *sigh*

Itens by ScarletRose September 28, 2008

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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