it’s tuesday 

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.

“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”

it’s tuesday by honalele August 21, 2022

It's Tuesday

A term used in crappy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. This usually applies to WalMart.

Husband: OH MY GOD IS THAT STEAK!!!!!????? I've never eaten steak before! Is it our anniversary or something??? Oh God what did I forget???? WHAT DAY IS IT??!!!!

Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday

It's Tuesday by spynoodle December 9, 2011

It's Tuesday, going on Monday. 

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It's Tuesday, going on Monday. by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024

Sometimes it's Tuesday 

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.

"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."

Sometimes it's Tuesday by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009

Because It's Tuesday 

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.

He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."

Because It's Tuesday by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014

If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday 

A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.

Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.

If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday by Dale cumberbatch September 10, 2023

just because its Tuesday 

Just Because Its Tuesday!
The ironic phrase you say when someone does something for, apparently, no reason.
So, synonym of “why not?”, its a funny and sarcastic way to describe an action that you or someone else did and you don’t know why, for a stupid reason or even because their mind said to do so.

Person:” Why didn’t you go to the office today?”
You:” Just because it’s Tuesday “

Person:” I’ve just read that someone stole a car to run away after robbing a National bank “
You:”Meh, that kind of things that everyone does, you know, Just Because its Tuesday “

just because its Tuesday by Aries_Head November 23, 2021