istmb

Short for “I swear to my bro”

A phrase used to emphasize that you are telling the absolute truth.

synonyms: onb, I swear on my mum's life, etc.

E.G:

Leah: Did u hear that Jayden and Kiara got back together?
Emily: Tell me you're joking bro

Leah: Istmb I'm not

by totallynotchefk October 28, 2024

ISTM

an acronym for It Seems To Me

ISTM that no matter who you vote for, everyone is screwed.

by ISL September 26, 2005

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

istib

a tagalog word, means "This is mine. I found it. No return." and commonly used by young boys and girls when they find and pick-up toys, things and coins.

Limang piso, istib na ito!

Five bucks, istib!

by Roy Pascual October 8, 2007

istabraq

A loving,kind,trustworthy,calm person and you can fully rely on then whatever the need is and they will always make you laugh some kind of wat

Istabraq is so funny

by Istilio November 24, 2020

istmfg

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

by thevalleyboy April 6, 2019

istb

i swear to buddah

Girl 1: omg istb
Girl 2: what the fuck does istb mean
Girl 1: i swear to buddah 😐

by aroacemf September 5, 2022