island trees 

island trees: the new jail that opened up that the teachers like to pretend is a school. When really, it's just a fail .

person:what school do you go to?
student: oh i go to the new jail cell that just opened called island trees.

island trees by islandtrees. September 10, 2010

island trees 

island trees is basically a school that is made up of levittown, bethpage, seaford, and plainedge. its a school where people who think/wish they were black, new pricipals come every year, and kids smoke pot on the corners. every kid has hung out at the movies, wendys, or taco bell at least 100 times, thinking that thier cool. you ride in richie the ice cream mans truck and played soccer w. the little leprichaun on ur shirt. u chill in ur friends basement or backyard and get wasted on weekends. u hang out at the green and school yards and get drunk and then run from the cops when they come. the football team sucks and everyone goes to games just to see them lose. there are always hot young teachers to look at, and old ugly teachers to laugh at. yet they still get more tha half the school sports funding year after year. you call teachers by first names. everyone knows puccio hates freshman.. everyone always talks smack about freshmen, even though they used to be freshmen. you all know puccio hates freshmen. you go to ginos atleast twice a month for lunch. everyone says when they grow up theyr gonna leave island trees, but only half of us actually will. its pretty much the lamest school around, but everyone that goes there loves it and they know it!

2 common converations between two students from island trees:
ex1) -hey wut r u doing tonight?
-getting drunk you
-same

ex2) - sup hommie
- ur white

island trees by it bulldog!!! October 11, 2006

island trees 

Trees on an island

"Look at those island trees! I wonder what kind they are?"
"Those are palm trees, stupid"

island trees by PsychoticPotato August 19, 2015

Muppets Treasure Island

A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.

I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.

Muppets Treasure Island by jimmy henson October 18, 2009

treasure island

Derived from the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story." Refers to the part where Steve the Pirate is told by Peter Lefure that he isn't a pirate and he then leaves the team. As he is walking down the Vegas Strip, two kids drive up to him in their car. They slow down and yell "GO BACK TO TREASURE ISLAND!" (he was dressed as a pirate hence the name Steve the Pirate and treausre island is a casino in Vegas) and proceed to throw a slurpee all over him.

Driver - Yo i see some hoodrats walking on the right side of the road
Passenger- Oh shit im gunna treasure island the fuck out of them....GO BACK TO TREASURE ISLAND ASSHOLES!!

treasure island by saslow25 February 15, 2010

Treasure Island

A new game that will no longer suck balls. It will feature a better story, that will make Oblitus Casa less and probably not suck balls. Story is about LGBTQ+ Androgynous guy going to Discovery Island to investigate while creatures inspired on Disney characters hunt them down.

Look! Treasure Island is releasing and looks better!

No, I feel Oblitus Casa is still suck balls.

It's ok! Everyone has opinions

Treasure Island by Gubbyurmom November 7, 2025