A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
A Joke Genius is someone who thinks they are making a clever joke, when really everyone was already thinking it.
Guy: Hey man! Nick, you're haircut is super lame.
Nick: Like your girlfriends face!?
Everyone Else: dude you're a joke genius
Nick: Like your girlfriends face!?
Everyone Else: dude you're a joke genius
by aoihdoaidhdo; August 27, 2020
A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.
Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 5, 2009
by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
smoke mariganja
it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana December 31, 2011
pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious
WHO CARES!??????
this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33
oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
WHO CARES!??????
this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33
oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes
Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
by My Password January 21, 2023