Heme Iron

Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.

Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.

by Rotten Turkey September 1, 2022

supra-ironic

When something is just beyond all forms of Irony, that most strongest form of verbal poo-flinging. Essentially used to define a situation that is undefinable, but vaguely ironic or sarcastic.
Also used as a catchall description of modern performance art to confuse the elder generation into thinking that you're artistic.

Steve: That jerk has panhandler as his license, that's disgusting if it's true, and he's been ripping off the kind-hearted.
Jacob: Naaaa, that's just supra-ironic, besides, bums collect enough to buy something better than a shitty Hyundai.

by ScootcheyCoo March 27, 2012

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.

Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

by CumSlvt October 13, 2016

Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by Rotten Turkey September 1, 2022

Iron Dog

Term used to refer to one's snowmobile.

Let's jump on the Iron Dogs and shoot up the mountain!

by Cleerod April 3, 2007

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022

Ironical

A word I thought was in the English dictionary until I was 23 years old which makes it pretty ironical (ironic).

I thought ironical was a word until my wife threw a chicken nugget at my face and called me a moron.

by Snipes42 September 21, 2019