Investor's Rug Pull 

Claiming you are down to buy, hodl, and help promote a community coin cryptocurrency project, but take all your money and run the moment you get a x10. Saying you'll hold, then leaving the moment any profit happens.

The Community Coin's development team proved the project isn't a rug pull, and the value skyrocketed until some big hodlers treated it like a pump and dump scheme and did the Investor's Rug Pull. They left the developers and the community in the ditch and tanked the coin.

Investor's Rug Pull by Gerry Mandered Data July 10, 2021

Investor Slop 

When a company does something meant to only please their investors and not their users/players. That’s Investor Slop.

Person 1: Hey have you seen all those companies recently?
Person 2: What companies.
Person 1: Y’know, all those investor slop companies?
Person 2: Ohh those companies that only care about the rich dudes?
Person 1: Not the best way to describe it but yeah.

Investor Slop by Investor_Slop June 19, 2025

Inventor's Syndrome 

The Mentally, Physically, Emotionally and Sexually Tortured, Tormented, Traumatic, Grief Stricken, Depressed, Suppressed, Oppressed, Thieved From Usually, Underpaid, Never Appreciated, Lonely, Usually Desperate, Terrorized, Violated, Trespassed On, Raped, Never Regarded or Respected, Usually Ignored, Usually Penniless, Hard Working, Persistent, Highly Educated, Crafty, Wizardly, To The Point Always, Detests Beating Around The Bush, Detest Bureaucracy As Always The Enemy, Detests Lawyers, Detests Bullies And Usually Bullied, Organized, Logistical, Methodical, Ingenuity Wise, Ethical, Has Integrity, Honest, Trustworthy, Likes Quality, Polite, Kind As Can Be, Methodical, Non Lazy Brain, Non Lazy, Caring, Thoughtful, Easy Going Usually, Destined Creator,

And Used & Abused Genius Human Being's Plight of Every Inventor in History

That Genius With Bright Ideas And Not Put To Use Has Inventor's Syndrome.

Inventor's Syndrome by Tokin Tom March 1, 2022

strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.

Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.

strategic investor by ProfBruce April 20, 2011

Serious Investor 

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?

Serious Investor by JWOKIN June 3, 2022

Your ancestors incestors 

the incest family tree

Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."

John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'

Your ancestors incestors by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018

ur ancestors incestors 

Your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . But, you keep going some how

Ty: ur mum gay
Zach: ur ancestors incestors
Ty: *Life is now over*

ur ancestors incestors by BUSH’S Baked BEANS March 27, 2018