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social investment

Doing certain activities that places you in better social standing among your peers
He made some social investment today; he bought tacos for all of us
social investment by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007

Self investment weekend 

Any weekend that you spend doing things that are good for you to do regularly and are a risk of being missed when life gets busy. Self investment weekends can include, but is not limited to, the following activities:

- resting e.g sleep

- unwinding e.g lying in the sun

- learning e.g reading

- exercising e.g cycling

- replinishing e.g eating

- conserving e.g saving money

- organising e.g tidying room
This year has been wild so I decided to have a self investment weekend

Sexual investment 

When the opportunity arises to buy a girl a drink(s), hoping you might get in her knickers,
Andy: Hey Dave, how did your date with Jay go the other night?
Dave: Duuuuude, she ordered lobster thermidore, cost fuck loads, and the bitch never put out! Crap night mate. Bang went my sexual investment!!!
Sexual investment by Andy_Bee_1 March 19, 2024

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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