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And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 17, 2007
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an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.
The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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The giant computer network that even advanced network engineers don't know how it works. AKA "Magic"
man the internet sucks here doesn't whoever own the internet ever fix it?
by knightroto February 28, 2016
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I have been browsing on the Internet for long now, my faith in humanity has fallen.
We are doomed
by A person who is just browsing February 04, 2016
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AKA: Teenager's life.

Filled with things like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, PornHub, Rule34, XHamster etc.
The internet is a great educational resource for finding out how really horny people have sex.
by HEADS GROW BACK May 18, 2016
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Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.
I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.
by AYB March 10, 2003
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