Person 1: I am an Intellectual
Person 2: No you are not you will never understand the true intellect of Richard and Mortimer
by Ben Shapiro Epic Style November 08, 2018
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1.A person capable of writing grammatically correct phrases expressing the fashionable opinions of the day.
2.Self styled national conscience and natural leader.

3.Linguistic acrobat specialising in moral postures and verbal smoke and mirrors.
The Western intellectuals find themselves in a desperate situation. In order to justify their existence within the limits of the straitjacket of their own design (such as Political Correctness and Multiculturalism), they have to resort to insincerity, selective outrage, taking offence on the behalf of others, ignoring atrocities committed by privileged, oppressed people.

Censorship and intimidation is the wet dream of the intellectuals. It is the only acceptable safety net when balancing on a tightrope in world of ever changing sensibilities and linguistic prohibitions, producing a spectacle of moral indignation in competition for the attention of a fickle audience.

Fear of ridicule is the constant companion of the Politically Correct intellectual in his battle against facts and observations by the uneducated.
by Raymond Watts October 25, 2009
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A person possessing a highly developed intellect can be defined as an Intellectual.

A synonym for intellectual is Namjoon.
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Someone who overuses sarcasm to death.
NPC: I got through more jobs then you socks.
Intellectual: Really? Because you smell like you're wearing your only pair.
by The Magnificent Bloke September 14, 2007
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