Tallahassee Insertion

When you open your fly and stick your phone in.

Imma quickly preform and demonstrate the Tallahassee Insertion.

by BingBongMcFiddles April 1, 2019

tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

by ablahblah January 11, 2010

reader-insert

A story in which the reader is the main character

Reader-inserts sometimes help aspiring authors get their ideas flowing on what make stories interesting.

by ThisRandomFuckedUpLife August 9, 2015

Insert Name

noun: The most famous person of all time. Gracing the covers of magazine subscriptions, census forms, and college applications all across America.

Also see their close cousin, Your Name Here

Person 1: Now if you could just insert name here, we'll be on our way.
Person 2: Motherfucker, he's everywhere!!

by cameronmagic August 20, 2011

Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

by xollcok May 22, 2009

Tactical Insertion

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010

Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap February 18, 2011