Infernettes

Female fans of the NYC circus-cabaret-klezmer-polka-halloween revival-ska-punk band/cult The World/Inferno Friendship Society. Often can be found wearing nice dresses in disgusting clubs full of other disgusting people in nice dresses and suits. Most enjoy multiple adult beverages at many different times of the day. All have blatant outward sexual fantasies about Lucky Strano and almost all have hidden inward sexual fantasies about Jack Terricloth

When I kissed Jack Terricloth, all the infernettes at the show got totally jealous and tried to set me on fire.

by Totally Lead Infernite April 24, 2009

Internetter

Internetter refers to someone who is highly knowledgeable of Internet based references & social networking tools.

He is a highly accomplished Internetter

by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

Internetless

Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.

I was on the train to Coventry yesterday and the carriages didn't have wi-fi internet so I was totally internetless!

by Anthony Douglas August 22, 2008

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internettent

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.

my report is delayed due to internettent weather

by borles-q October 12, 2017

infernites

the crazy punk rock and gypsy kids that congregate in mass numbers to beat the fuck out of each other and sing their hearts out at world inferno friendship society shows. they often know every line and know exactly when to do the "claw" the especially devout ones will wear fancy suits and vintage party dresses to inferno shows only to get them shredded and doused in cheap wine and beer. some infernites even hold personal acquaintance with the band members

October 31st is Hallowmas which is the night all of the best infernites congregate and celebrate a holiday with no christians or martyrs involved.

by terricloth August 20, 2006

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

by Wilman March 12, 2008