indiana jones

To swap one object with another very quickly and stealthily, much like the famous scene from Indiana Jones. This action is sometimes followed by a boulder chase scene.
My pen stopped working, so I Indiana Jones'd it with Jeff's. Then I ran like hell from a giant rolling rock.
by Jager August 29, 2006
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When you have to crap and don't think you're going to make it. You run down the hall, drop your drawers and shit comes out as you're sitting down. Similar to the rolling rock scene in Indiana Jones movie lore.
Whew! I just barely made it to the crapper in time! That was a real Indiana Jones!
by thamongrel May 11, 2008
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When you go to a party and bring shitty beer (i.e. Natural Ice, etc) and you still drink the seasonal beers and craft ales already in the fridge. Just like Indy with the bag of sand for the idol. Watch out for the boulder....
-Why did that guy chase you down the street?

-Cuz he caught me indiana jones-ing his pumpkin spice ale for my PBRs.
by assfinger November 12, 2010
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my faux husband. divorced man i live with. my manny. unemployed man who takes care of my child. dependable in all scenarios of house sitting, baby sitting, pet sitting. makes good tacos, salsa and spaghetti. has vagina phobia.
I don't know what I'd do without my Indiana Jones since my husband is always gone!
by viscioustart March 28, 2005
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The greatest hero of all time. Has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. Was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. He continually defied the entire nazi army.
by Dr Ian April 10, 2003
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The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones
by One bad mamajama January 19, 2015
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Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.
Nazi Guard: Papers, bitta.
Indiana Jones Jones: Not on your life, Claus!
(Epic Fistfight ensues)
by TheMan11 August 28, 2006
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