The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.
The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.
by JonasZD April 3, 2007
Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
by DavidPeverett March 5, 2010
Intelligent Person: "Hey Al, is Global Warming even a real threat or is it just a big money making scam?!"
Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"
Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."
Al Gore: "Haha, you think I give a fuck? People believe it!"
Intelligent Person: "Whoa, you really are an inconvenient wanker."
by Osama Bin Crackhead September 30, 2009
Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, has been condemned, debunked and duly castigated as a pack of Inconvenient Lies. Many thousands of alarmed and eminent, but sceptical scientists from around the world have labelled it as a pure scaremongering hoax.
by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008
by Magnus II March 9, 2016
barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag
by tiredtor September 20, 2010