Anthony: Yo, do you want to play some sega dreamcast this weekend?
Jehh: I don't have any money.
Anthony: You're an incompetent fuck.
Jehh: I don't have any money.
Anthony: You're an incompetent fuck.
by MontyParka November 13, 2013
Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.
"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."
by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021
Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.
by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017
one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.
by foolinlove March 5, 2007
by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020
A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.
Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.
Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.
*Tomorrow*
Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.
Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.
Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.
*Tomorrow*
Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.
Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.
Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
by DragynScales January 17, 2015
by dompat12 December 24, 2009