in the now 

Being high as fuck

Oh fuck I’m in the now

in the now by The dank God November 26, 2017

Who shot who in the what now? 

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.

Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

Who shot who in the what now? by talkemotome52 March 24, 2008

who's in the what now? 

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.

Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?

who's in the what now? by udm111 July 11, 2010

You're in the jungle now baby 

You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch

*cop lady and drug dealer square up*

Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight

Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)

You're in the jungle now baby by Saul the pineapple July 25, 2017

You've given me the baby now get in the back 

A quote made by James May in Top Gear

James May: She's effectively saying you've given me the baby now get in the back

You've given me the baby now get in the back by Yuudaishi February 9, 2019

who said what in the hey now? 

what did you just say?

I thought you just called my mother a cunt? Who said what in the hey now?

who said what in the hey now? by shoop April 21, 2006

Are you fucking me in the ass right now? 

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.

Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

Are you fucking me in the ass right now? by Eisenhower June 25, 2017