In the bathtub

To be dead (in reference to the Fullhouse episode 'A Fish Called Martin' when Martin dies when Michelle puts him in a bubble bath)

Person #1: Wheres your grandma?
Person #2: In the bathtub
Person #1: Im so sorry :(

by majestic!dino March 18, 2008

Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

by phannietrash January 19, 2017

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".

"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"

by Maleficent Dolphin March 24, 2017

bulldogs in the bathtub

When a man puts his testicles into someone's asshole.

Her ass was so loose, I could have put my bulldogs in the bathtub.

by brooklyn dave September 7, 2006

Dog In The Bathtub

While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.

Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo.

Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,

by Joseandmariaforeveryo December 25, 2022