In Beans

“On brand,” but for people victimized by autocorrect.

“That is really in beans for you, Zaid.”
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

In beans

"On brand", as victimized by autocorrect.

"That's really 'in beans' for you, Zaid."
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

Beans in a cup

When a man inserts his entire penis as well as his scrotum and testicles into the appropriate orifice. For example, a man inserts his cock and balls into a girl's anus.

Omg, last night we were doing beans in a cup, I'm surprised I was able contain all of that!

by Ivan Jerkinovv October 2, 2019

Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023

put the beans in the pantry

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.

Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

by BestBuddies September 14, 2017

Beans in the Can

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.

Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.

by Shameless1 April 2, 2005

In the beans

To be in trouble for something mostly trivial.

I'm in the beans with my dad today- I accidentally left the food out all night.

by Xenon32 December 24, 2009