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Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica 

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica
Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

We don't say that in America

Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.
Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?

Guy 2: Your girlfriend?

Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America

Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.

Guy 2: *fuck yes*

Main DRUG Source in America 

U.S goverment! getting our money both ways! Back in the late 70's, early 80's when crack cocaine first started showing up, it was distributed in tiny glass viles. I'm sure someone knows exactly what I'm talking about. Anyways, why wasn't there ever a huge crack bust back when it all began? It was almost ALL in these tiny viles..meaning someone was buying a hell of a lot of them from somewhere. Why didn't the government track who was buying all these little viles and bust them? I know why. Because it was the government who was distrubuting the crack. Sure, now days people can make crack in their own kitchens. But back when it all started, I think it was the government. They did it to help pay off the Vietnam "War"
Iraq & Afganistan (drugs have become larger in this era)

the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America 

Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America

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