meaning not yielding the desired outcome, or fruitless...
ok, that does make me feel better... but it seems to be fruitless... cuz i dont think ill ever get the desired outcome
ok, that does make me feel better... but it seems to be fruitless... cuz i dont think ill ever get the desired outcome
by U KNOW IT January 21, 2006
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A person with no past, a ghost, self-centered, never thinks about anyone else, fruitless, hubris, fool, moron, crack head, looks in the mirror often, vanity, douchebag, loser, bad hygiene, out of touch with reality, has nothing to say.
That aging hippie douchebag who's been divorced twice, has no kids, no career, crack head, who dresses in black and lives on the outskirts of town broke as hell missing teeth is as vain as it gets.
by green22 February 7, 2009
by BRE11:11 March 28, 2016
Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men. The irony is that pretty much all men hate it and think it makes women look like fucking idiots.
No matter how much Vain Stain that geebag smears all over herself, she still can’t hide from the fact that she’s a self-obsessed ugly bitch.
If she puts on any more VainStain she’ll turn into a fucking UmpaLumpa!
If she puts on any more VainStain she’ll turn into a fucking UmpaLumpa!
by IceGiant February 27, 2008
Vain Imaginings are those useless thoughts that go through a persons mind when they are being useless. The term is commonly used in religious documents. That's because God doesn't want people sitting on their ass doing nothing all day.
by MultiFest October 2, 2017
Constant, inane updates about every social move in someones life. Normally undertaken by those with a over zealous view of their own importance in others lives, or by those that realize their life is meaningless and try to buy social cred with ex school mates by these constant updates. Names and places mentioned are normally linked to profiles of people/bars/events.
Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
by Apostater November 10, 2010